somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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