Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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