I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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