that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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