the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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