what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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