yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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