I feel like I'm in dance class right now
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Life is so much better after having sex.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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