Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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