Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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