Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
