The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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