we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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