Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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