Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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