i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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