So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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