on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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