"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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