I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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