Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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