Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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