what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
