I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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