If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
only if we run a train.
done.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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