What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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