nut hugger
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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go home
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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