you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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