you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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