my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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