I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The uberlube is also flammable
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
