I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
is that a dick in a sweater?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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