Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a search helicopter?!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
