Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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