My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She announced her abortion via fbk
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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