yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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