can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
