Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm getting married
To pizza
send nudes
from the living room?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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