the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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