...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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