I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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