Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Its about making memories worth repressing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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