Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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