We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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