Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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