If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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