My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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