Just fell off a train. Bad.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just cut my nipple shaving
the day after is always just damage control
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
