i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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