think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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