I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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